Illusory Dark Wizard

Oh snap! Keiko has some ramblings!

I'm just your run-of-the-mill weirdo wandering around here. I'm slightly insanely nuts over Schezo though.
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Schezo RP Ask Schezo Port Cobh

Let's see how many marks we can get. Where are you guys from?

Add one mark to your state
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Bitch I'm from Canada why did you only include states: ||||||
Bitch I'm from the Caribbean what are you talking about: |
Bitch I'm from Italy and there's nothing to add: ||||
Bitch I'm from Serbia do you even know where that is: |
Bitch I'm from Sweden where your IKEA furniture comes from: |||
Bitch I'm from New Zealand where the Hobbits are from: |
Bitch I'm from Scotland where the Haggis are from: |||
Bitch I'm from Poland where vodka is from: ||||||||||
Bitch I'm from Hungary, some calls it Narnia: ||||
Bitch I'm from England, all we do is drink tea: |||||||||
Bitch I'm from Germany where... oh fuck it: ||||||
Bitch I'm from Portugal where the Nando's cockerel comes from: |
Bitch I'm from Denmark can you spell Bacon: |
Perra I'm from Spain, and it's not in Mexico: |
Bitch I'm from Venezuela, where your petroleum comes from: |
Bitch I'm from Wales where all the sheep come from: ||
Bitch I'm from Asgard, why you only name Midgardian places: |||||
Bitch I'm from Pluto... that IS a planet: |
Bitch I'm from a Parallel Universe: ||
Bitch I'm from Raccoon City, why you name all of the boring places: |
Bitch I'm from Australia where we play frisbee with fucking crocodiles: |
Gotham Is Where It's At: |||
Classified, stupid hoe: |
Narnia: |
Bitch I'm from Jotunheim, now kneel!: ||
Bitch I live in ASGARD: ||
Dumb MOFO, i'm from Cybertron!: |
Bithc I'm from Irken, you inconsiderate jerk: |
Bitch I'm from Primp Town: |
Bitch I'm from Erinn: |
partouse:

a trashy couple is going at it in the front yard.

partouse:

a trashy couple is going at it in the front yard.

Add in your own language

English: I love you
Slovak : Milujem ťa
Thor: This girl, I like her. ANOTHER!
Finnish: Rakastan sinua
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Kapampangan: Kaluguran Daka.
Portuguese: Amo-te
Tagalog: Mahal kita
Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
Somali: Dhillo iska amus
Arabic: Ana bahebak
Chinese: 我爱你 (Wo ai ni)
Moroccan Arabic: Kanbghik
Polish: Kocham cię
Albanian: Te dua
Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
Urdu: Main tumse pyaar karti hoon
Greek: Σε αγαπώ (Sagapo)
Irish (Gaelic): Táim i' ngrá leat
Japanese: (romajii) Aishiteru yo.
Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH YOU´RE SMASHING!
Dean: Don't ever change.
Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Hungarian: Szeretlek
Persian: Doostet daram
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Italian: Ti amo~
Nightwing: Touch my ass
Robin: Kiss my fist
Spanish: Te amo
French: Je t'aime
Ukrainian: Я люблю тебе.
German: Ich liebe dich
Bengali: Ami tumake bhalobashi
Loki: Never doubt that I love you
Hulk: Hulk love you. You are Hulk's.
Writer: I love you as much more than the sun loves the ocean, the grass loves the breeze, and the heat loves the rain.
Me (vivalaminus) : asldkfjdlgkgdfkdmfsfsmfsfsqdlkjq !
Coldplay: You know, you know I love you so
Hiddlestoners: I HATE YOU
Carly Rae Jepsen: Call Me Maybe
James: And, if you happen to remember that it’s the anniversary of my birth, remember that you were loved by me. And that you made my life a happy one, and there’s no tragedy in that
Bulgarian: Обичам те (Obicham te)
Sherlock: Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Castiel: We do share a more profound bond.
John: Oh god, yes.
Fandom: ACK OMG FUCK YOU KJSAJJAWEASDASDADAFSSAFKJAJEWKJK.
Dalek: Would you like some tea?
Me: hehehehehehehehe wat
Potterhead: After all this time and always, I love you.
Tom Hiddleston: I think it is important for you to know that I possess a multitude of feelings toward you that reside in the deepest parts of my heart. I have these overwhelming stirrings of great fondness for you, and I think the best way for me to show you these emotions is to tell you plainly that I completely, utterly, and wholeheartedly adore and admire you, and what I am really trying to say is that despite the multitude of facets and nuances of your personality, and the complexity of your character, my love for you knows no conceivable bounds.
B2UTY: Saranghe Saranghe Saranghe Saranghe Saranghe
No.6: I find myself drawn to you.
Kanda: Thank you.
Tsundere: I-it's not like I love you or anything.
Schezo: Be my desire.
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i’m sorry

((Reblogging because this has officially made me lose my shit. I am laughing so hard right now. I can’t breathe, man.))

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